Wednesday 24 September 2014

Veena Malik k baad ab Nawaz Sharif k liay araz kartay Hen.



Veena Malik k baad ab
 Nawaz Sharif  k liye Arz Karte Hen,,,,,,,

 Ganja  Teri Sharafat Py sb ko hy Shak.........
WaH g Wah


"GanjA"teri sharafat py sb ko hy shak.....
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Halki Halki Bhook Main
 Halka Phulka TUC
Halka Phulka TUC ...

Thursday 18 September 2014

International Lota Nawaz Sharif......(Funny Picture)


Nawaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Shahbaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...
 (Funny SMS)

Mix Urdu and English Text Messages.


Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai???
 Shopkeeper: 
Sirf 5 kiss.: Girl: Aur us dress,
ka???
Shopkeeper: 
10 kiss,
 Girl: 
Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi....

Friday 12 September 2014

Sardar vs pathan funny text Message.

Sardar:
Mubarak ho adliya bahal ho gai hy
Ab herr ghareeb ko Roti, Kapra, makan milay ga,
Mulzim ko foori  insaaf milay ga,
,Jurm khatam ho jen ge
Load sheding nai ho gi
Mehangai khataam ho jaye ge,
Pakistan men haqiqi jamhoriat ay gi,
Corruption khatam ho jaye gi,
India dost ban jay ga,
Dehatshat gaardi khaatam ho  jay gi,
Pathan:
Acha han phir hamari Ankh khul
jaaye gi.
wah pathan wah.

Thursday 11 September 2014

Bubble Gum Poem for Asif Zardari

Ik Asif Zardari mota taza tha
Jo mazy se mulk ko khata tha
Ding Dong....
Ding Dong...

Zardari ne beth k socha k
Bibi ko den gy dhoka yeh
Bibi ko maren gy goli
Or khaen gy mulk main
Ding Dong....
Ding Dong.....
Ding Dong.....

Per Army bari siyani the
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi
Per Army bech se nikal gai
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.

Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum

Wednesday 10 September 2014

Aisay hoty hen bhala chahnay walay Mohsin???



Us ko fursat hi nai waqat nikaaly Mohsin
Aisay hoty hen bhala chahnay walay Mohsin???

Yaad k dasht men phirta hon men nangay paaon
Dekh tu aa k kabi paaon k chhaalay Mohsin

Kho gai subha  ki umeed aur ab lagta hai
Ham nai hon gy k jab hon gy ujaaly Mohsin

Hakim-e-waqt kahan men  kahan adal  kahan
Q na khalqat ki zubaan par lagaen talay Mohsin

Wo jo ik shakhs mitaa-e-dil-o-jan tha na raha
Ab bhala kon mery dard sambhalay Mohsin…..

Urua Ghazal.............. By:
----Mohsin Naqvi----

Tuesday 9 September 2014

Nawaz Sharif Funny Picture with Funny Text Message.


Zardari ny
Nawaz Sharif  ko
Wazart e Uzma ki
Paish kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ny kaha k

Tum Wazarat sanbhalo
 Main "Uzma" ko sanbhalta Hon...
----GEO Nawaz Sharif GEO-----

Aik Bar Men Bemaar Huwa (Funny SMS)



Aik  Bar Men Bemaar Huwa,
Ik Dost ny  Mujy Hospital Jany ko Kaha,
Men Hospital Chala Gia,
Wahan Do Darwazay Thy,
Aik  Par “Khas bemari”
Aur Aik  par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha,
Mujy  Mamoli Bemari the  is Liay
 Men Mamoli Bemari Waly Room me Chala Gia
Wahan Bhe Do Darwazy thy Aik Par “Khas Admi”
Aur Aik par Aaam Admi likha tha,
Men  Gharib Admi Tha is liay Aam Admi Waly Door se Andar Chala Gia,
Andar Gia to!
Daiha k Men Hospital sy  Bahr Tha.

………………….Geo Pakistan Geo……………

Asif Ali Zardari ka Farmaan………



Asif Ali Zardari ka Farman………
Sb Sy  Pehly  Sadar-e-Pakistan
Mulk  ko bana do Qabaristan
Khatam kro  Musalman
Dollar hy  Apna Emaan
 

Abhi Abhi to Piar ka Computer kia hy Chaloo...



Abhi abhi to pIAR ka computer kIA  hY chaLOO,
Ab main dil ki hard disk pY aur kitni files daloo,

Apne chEHRe se ruswaai ka error to hatao,
AY  jan-e-man apnY dil ka password to batao,

Woh to hum hEn jo ap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna ap jaisY kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hEN,

Roz rat ko ap merY sapnY mEN  aTAY ho,
MeRY pIAR ko mouse bana k  ungaliyon pe nachaTAY ho,

TeRY  pIAR ka e-mail merY dil ko Lubhata hY,
PER  beech mEn terY baap ka virus aataa hY,

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezar,
HaMARY dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaR,

Apni insult ka badala  dekhna mEn kaiSY lon ga,
JanE-e-man tereYbaap ko Shift Delete kar doN ga,

Ap jaiso ke liAY dil ko cut ker diA karTY HEN,
Warna baQI cases mEn to copy paste kiA karteY hEN

Ap ka hasnaa ap ka chalna ap ki woh stTYLE.
Ap keY adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file……….

(fUNNY tEACHNICAL gHAZAL)


Saturday 6 September 2014

Molana Fazal ur Rehman urrf Molana Desiel ka fatwa




New Fatwa
Aap sy guzarish hy k JAZZ
 k NETWORK mat use karen
Na he sim JAZZ pe CONVERT karen
Q K JAZZ walon ne Pakistani Qoum ko Bhaut bara dhoka dia hy
Unhon ne apni
ADVERTISEMNT
yani TV k ishtihar
mein jitni B
Lrkiyon k numbr bataye hain
wo sb band hain.
Molana Fazl-Ur-Rahman fatwa dety huy ro ro kr nidhaal