Veena Malik k baad ab Nawaz Sharif k liay araz kartay Hen.

Veena Malik k baad ab

 Nawaz Sharif  k liye Arz Karte Hen,,,,,,,

 Ganja  Teri Sharafat Py sb ko hy Shak.........

WaH g Wah

"GanjA"teri sharafat py sb ko hy shak.....

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Halki Halki Bhook Main

 Halka Phulka TUC

Halka Phulka TUC ...

International Lota Nawaz Sharif......(Funny Picture)

 

Nawaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Shahbaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...
 (Funny SMS)

Mix Urdu and English Text Messages.

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai???

 Shopkeeper: 

Sirf 5 kiss.: Girl: Aur us dress,
ka???
Shopkeeper: 

10 kiss,

 Girl: 

Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi....

Sardar vs pathan funny text Message.

Sardar:
Mubarak ho adliya bahal ho gai hy
Ab herr ghareeb ko Roti, Kapra, makan milay ga,
Mulzim ko foori  insaaf milay ga,
,Jurm khatam ho jen ge
Load sheding nai ho gi
Mehangai khataam ho jaye ge,
Pakistan men haqiqi jamhoriat ay gi,
Corruption khatam ho jaye gi,
India dost ban jay ga,
Dehatshat gaardi khaatam ho  jay gi,
Pathan:
Acha han phir hamari Ankh khul
jaaye gi.
wah pathan wah.

Bubble Gum Poem for Asif Zardari

Ik Asif Zardari mota taza tha
Jo mazy se mulk ko khata tha
Ding Dong....
Ding Dong...

Zardari ne beth k socha k
Bibi ko den gy dhoka yeh
Bibi ko maren gy goli
Or khaen gy mulk main
Ding Dong....
Ding Dong.....
Ding Dong.....

Per Army bari siyani the
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi
Per Army bech se nikal gai
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.

Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum

Aisay hoty hen bhala chahnay walay Mohsin???

Us ko fursat hi nai waqat nikaaly Mohsin

Aisay hoty hen bhala chahnay walay Mohsin???

Yaad k dasht men phirta hon men nangay paaon

Dekh tu aa k kabi paaon k chhaalay Mohsin

Kho gai subha  ki umeed aur ab lagta hai

Ham nai hon gy k jab hon gy ujaaly Mohsin

Hakim-e-waqt kahan men  kahan adal  kahan

Q na khalqat ki zubaan par lagaen talay Mohsin

Wo jo ik shakhs mitaa-e-dil-o-jan tha na raha

Ab bhala kon mery dard sambhalay Mohsin…..

Urua Ghazal.............. By:

----Mohsin Naqvi----

Nawaz Sharif Funny Picture with Funny Text Message.

Zardari ny
Nawaz Sharif  ko
Wazart e Uzma ki
Paish kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ny kaha k
Tum Wazarat sanbhalo
 Main "Uzma" ko sanbhalta Hon...
----GEO Nawaz Sharif GEO-----