Funny Pictures, Funny Text Messages and Funny Poetry and much more available here..........
Wednesday, 24 September 2014
Thursday, 18 September 2014
Mix Urdu and English Text Messages.
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai???
Shopkeeper:
Sirf 5 kiss.: Girl: Aur us dress,
ka???
Shopkeeper:
ka???
Shopkeeper:
10 kiss,
Girl:
Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi....
Friday, 12 September 2014
Sardar vs pathan funny text Message.
Sardar:
Mubarak ho adliya bahal ho gai hy
Ab herr ghareeb ko Roti, Kapra, makan milay ga,
Mulzim ko foori insaaf milay ga,
,Jurm khatam ho jen ge
Load sheding nai ho gi
Mehangai khataam ho jaye ge,
Pakistan men haqiqi jamhoriat ay gi,
Corruption khatam ho jaye gi,
India dost ban jay ga,
Dehatshat gaardi khaatam ho jay gi,
Pathan:
Acha han phir hamari Ankh khul
jaaye gi.
wah pathan wah.
Mubarak ho adliya bahal ho gai hy
Ab herr ghareeb ko Roti, Kapra, makan milay ga,
Mulzim ko foori insaaf milay ga,
,Jurm khatam ho jen ge
Load sheding nai ho gi
Mehangai khataam ho jaye ge,
Pakistan men haqiqi jamhoriat ay gi,
Corruption khatam ho jaye gi,
India dost ban jay ga,
Dehatshat gaardi khaatam ho jay gi,
Pathan:
Acha han phir hamari Ankh khul
jaaye gi.
wah pathan wah.
Thursday, 11 September 2014
Bubble Gum Poem for Asif Zardari
Ik Asif Zardari mota taza tha
Jo mazy se mulk ko khata tha
Ding Dong....
Ding Dong...
Zardari ne beth k socha k
Bibi ko den gy dhoka yeh
Bibi ko maren gy goli
Or khaen gy mulk main
Ding Dong....
Ding Dong.....
Ding Dong.....
Per Army bari siyani the
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi
Per Army bech se nikal gai
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum
Jo mazy se mulk ko khata tha
Ding Dong....
Ding Dong...
Zardari ne beth k socha k
Bibi ko den gy dhoka yeh
Bibi ko maren gy goli
Or khaen gy mulk main
Ding Dong....
Ding Dong.....
Ding Dong.....
Per Army bari siyani the
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi
Per Army bech se nikal gai
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum
Wednesday, 10 September 2014
Aisay hoty hen bhala chahnay walay Mohsin???
Us ko fursat hi nai waqat nikaaly Mohsin
Aisay hoty hen bhala chahnay walay Mohsin???
Yaad k dasht men phirta hon men nangay paaon
Dekh tu aa k kabi paaon k chhaalay Mohsin
Kho gai subha ki
umeed aur ab lagta hai
Ham nai hon gy k jab hon gy ujaaly Mohsin
Hakim-e-waqt kahan men
kahan adal kahan
Q na khalqat ki zubaan par lagaen talay Mohsin
Wo jo ik shakhs mitaa-e-dil-o-jan tha na raha
Ab bhala kon mery dard sambhalay Mohsin…..
Urua Ghazal.............. By:
----Mohsin Naqvi----
Tuesday, 9 September 2014
Aik Bar Men Bemaar Huwa (Funny SMS)
Aik Bar Men Bemaar
Huwa,
Ik Dost ny Mujy
Hospital Jany ko Kaha,
Men Hospital Chala Gia,
Wahan Do Darwazay Thy,
Aik Par “Khas bemari”
Aur Aik par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha,
Mujy Mamoli Bemari
the is Liay
Men Mamoli Bemari Waly
Room me Chala Gia
Wahan Bhe Do Darwazy thy Aik Par “Khas Admi”
Aur Aik par Aaam Admi likha tha,
Men Gharib Admi Tha
is liay Aam Admi Waly Door se Andar Chala Gia,
Andar Gia to!
Daiha k Men Hospital sy
Bahr Tha.
………………….Geo Pakistan Geo……………
Asif Ali Zardari ka Farmaan………
Asif Ali Zardari ka Farman………
Sb Sy Pehly Sadar-e-Pakistan
Mulk ko bana do Qabaristan
Khatam kro Musalman
Dollar hy Apna Emaan
Abhi Abhi to Piar ka Computer kia hy Chaloo...
Abhi abhi to pIAR ka computer kIA hY chaLOO,
Ab main dil ki hard disk pY aur kitni files daloo,
Apne chEHRe se ruswaai ka error to hatao,
AY jan-e-man
apnY dil ka password to batao,
Woh to hum hEn jo ap ki chahat dil main rakhte
hain
Warna ap jaisY kitney hi softwares bazaar main
bikte hEN,
Roz rat ko ap merY sapnY mEN aTAY ho,
MeRY pIAR ko mouse bana k ungaliyon pe nachaTAY ho,
TeRY
pIAR ka e-mail merY dil ko Lubhata hY,
PER
beech mEn terY baap ka virus aataa hY,
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezar,
HaMARY dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaR,
Apni insult ka badala dekhna mEn kaiSY lon ga,
JanE-e-man tereYbaap ko Shift Delete kar doN ga,
Ap jaiso ke liAY dil ko cut ker diA karTY HEN,
Warna baQI cases mEn to copy paste kiA karteY hEN
Ap ka hasnaa ap ka chalna ap ki woh stTYLE.
Ap keY adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file……….
(fUNNY tEACHNICAL gHAZAL)
Saturday, 6 September 2014
Molana Fazal ur Rehman urrf Molana Desiel ka fatwa
New Fatwa
Aap sy guzarish hy k JAZZ
k NETWORK mat use karen
Na he sim JAZZ pe CONVERT karen
Q K JAZZ walon ne Pakistani Qoum ko Bhaut bara dhoka dia hy
Na he sim JAZZ pe CONVERT karen
Q K JAZZ walon ne Pakistani Qoum ko Bhaut bara dhoka dia hy
Unhon ne apni
ADVERTISEMNT
yani TV k ishtihar
mein jitni B
Lrkiyon k numbr bataye hain
wo sb band hain.
ADVERTISEMNT
yani TV k ishtihar
mein jitni B
Lrkiyon k numbr bataye hain
wo sb band hain.
Molana Fazl-Ur-Rahman fatwa dety huy
ro ro kr nidhaal
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