Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts

Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Veena Malik k baad ab Nawaz Sharif k liay araz kartay Hen.



Veena Malik k baad ab
 Nawaz Sharif  k liye Arz Karte Hen,,,,,,,

 Ganja  Teri Sharafat Py sb ko hy Shak.........
WaH g Wah


"GanjA"teri sharafat py sb ko hy shak.....
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Halki Halki Bhook Main
 Halka Phulka TUC
Halka Phulka TUC ...

Thursday, 18 September 2014

Mix Urdu and English Text Messages.


Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai???
 Shopkeeper: 
Sirf 5 kiss.: Girl: Aur us dress,
ka???
Shopkeeper: 
10 kiss,
 Girl: 
Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi....