Saturday, 6 September 2014

Funny Ghazal About Pakistani Politian



Arz kia hy……
Ye dolat bhe ly lo,
Ye shohrat bhi lylo,
 Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,
 Magar mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,
wo kaghaz ki kashte,
wo barish ka pani,
 REMIX……
Ye zardari bhi Ly Lo…
 Ye Altaf bhi Ly Lo…
Ye imran bhi Ly Lo…
Ye Molana bhi Ly Lo…
 Bhalay cheen Lo hum se hamari hina rubani ……
Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani
wo Aata wo Cheeni
 wo Bijli wo Pani Bri mehrbani…
 Bri mehrbani….

Nawaz Sharif and Shabaz Sharif Funny Message and Picture.




I was just thinking to start up a series of jokes likes santa banta
The one for Nawaz Sharif and Shahbaz Sharif.
Try sharing jokes on these two takloo puppet leaders of bechara Pakistan.

To start here goes a few

1- Riddle

There was a man walking in the rain.
His jacket and pants were wet.
He didnt have a hat or anything on his head. His hair was not wet?
Who was that person and how is it possible?

Answer:
The man was Nawaz Sharif! he didnt have hair

2-  Nawaz Sharif walks into a comedy club and the comedian spots his bald head.
He turns to the crowd and says  look that guy spent all night doing his hair and then forgot to bring it with him


We have had enough jokes on Mr. Zardari now its the turn for NOORA KHUSHTI player and brother of Mr  Zardari AKA Mr. Sharif..............

Monday, 12 November 2012

Nawaz Sharif New Stylish Picture.........


 Nawaz Sharif New Stylish Picture.........

Sadar Asif Ali Zardari nay
Mian Nawaz Sharif Sahib ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki Special
paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k..................
“Tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon”.
Wah Mian Nawaz Sharif Sahib Wah.
Yeh Huwi na Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Best of Rehman Malik New Picture.


Best of Rehman Malik
Rehman Malik mera naam hai,
Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai,
Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon,
Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon,
 Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye,
Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye,
Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye,
Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye,
Wah Rehman Malik Wah………………